Places I've Been

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

... And what the heck is 'Poupon'? Sounds like a game pigeons play by the BMW Sales Lot.

"Have You Recently Had a Close Encounter?"

Devil's Tower, Wyoming. Not a UFO in sight.

AHHH!!

SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE DOOR!!

Aloha!

Here I am at Helukali-.... Halakelu-... Halekula-... Maui

Athens, Greece

Those Greeks 'built to last'.

Bob Marshall Forest

A couple of buddies took me hiking in the Bob Marshal Forest

Bohemian Rhapsody

Mala Strana Castle
Prague (aka "The City of a Hundred Spires"), Czech Republic
March 31, 2005

Boston - Duck Tours

When people learn that I'm the star attraction of the Duck Tours... they ask for their money back.

Boston - Paul Revier Statue

One if by land, two if by bathtub.

California Coast

Wipeout

Christ the Redeemer

My buddy and I flew to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. That's 'The Big Guy' in the background.

D.C. - Washington Memorial

They plan on making a second spire as a memorial to Bill Clinton.

D.C. - White House

A bird in the hand is worth two with President Bush... well, not really. This was as close as I could get to the guy without a gun in my beak.

Hit me...

Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... @#$%!!

Hollywood - Metro Station

Here I am at the funky Hollywood and Vine Metro Station.

Hollywood - The Chinese Theater

The historic Chinese Theater; the premier theater for the greatest movies with the greatest actors... and some of George Clooney's stuff.

Kuwait - Boys n Toys

G.I. Joe's new accessory is a WHAT? A jet-ski? HAHAHAHAAHAAHAA!! LOSER!!

Kuwait - Boys n Toys 2

"H.Q., this is D.U.C.K. with B.F.G, over."

Kuwait - Commitment

And women say men don't "commit"...

Kuwait Plate

The words in the top-right get easier to read after a few drinks.

Leaning Tower

What does the Leaning Tower and Joan Rivers have in common? They both require heavy reconstruction to maintain their appearances.

Longaberger Basket Company, Newark, Ohio.

The owner of the company was told by architects that it was impossible to build a building shaped like a basket, so he proceeded to prove them wrong.

Mixed Messages

Don't feed ALL SNORKELERS to the birds... leave some for the sharks!

Mixed Messages 2

.... sorry, I've got nothing after the first one.

N50'00" W030'00"

The stewardess ran out of the cabin screaming, "Does anybody know how to fly?!" I said 'I do', and then suddenly everyone on board became religious...

New York - Statue of Liberty

120 years old, and still standing. She's tough, she's a harbor chick.

New York - Times Square

"If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere..."

Olympics 2002

Salt Lake City, Utah. The 2002 Winter Games.

Onion House pond, Kona, Hawaii

Now THIS is Paradise.

Onion House, Kona, Hawaii

Outside the Onion House in Kona, Hawaii

PBS MT

They laughed when I said I wanted to work at CBS...

Philadelphia - Liberty Bell

Behind me is the Liberty Bell, ala 'sous le verre'. I'm such a crackup...

Philadelphia - The Hall of Independence

This is the building where they signed the Declaration of Independence. They wanted me to add my John Hancock, but I declined.

Philadelphia - Town Hall

Here I am at Philly's very nice Town Hall building.

Round the Corner

I was hoping to see Pamela Anderson come around the corner in a red swimsuit.

Sand, skin and suds

I love the beach

Shades

I'm sporting my new pair of 'birth control glasses'

St. John's, Virgin Islands

This is me and some local bananaquits. Birds of a feather may flock together, but it sucks not having legs.

Sturgis Here I Come!

Thought I'd take my hog down to S. Dakota for the Rally

Sturgis Rally!

Born to be wild!

Switzerland - Kulm Hotel, St Moritz

Relaxing on my balcony at the Kulm Hotel, St Moritz, Switzerland with Badrutt's Palace Hotel and frozen Lake St Moritz in the background.

Switzerland - St Karl Chiesa Cattolica

St Karl Chiesa Cattolica (Catholic Church) St Moritz, Switzerland

Switzerland - The Clock Tower

The iconic clock tower of St Moritz, Switzerland. Clocks are everywhere.... the Swiss are very prompt.

The big red 'NO'

I don't understand. No swimming? No running? No blinking? No breathing? I'm afraid to do anything but sit here like a plastic toy.

The Dakotas

Here in historic Deadwood, South Dakota

The Dakotas

North Dakota State Border